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What do you call a car that's really good at golf?

Why did the mechanic sleep under the car?

Why was the car so good at school?

What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?

What's a ghost's favorite fruit?

What's an astronaut's favorite key on the keyboard?

What do you call a dinosaur that's a world traveler?

Why did the map break up with the compass?

What's a train conductor's favorite dance?

Why did the tourist bring a ladder to the airport?