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Why did the tree fail its driver's test?

It kept branching off.

What do you call a noodle that's always telling the truth?

An honest-a pasta.

Why did the clock get hired immediately?

It had a lot of hands-on experience.

What do you call a bear that lost all its teeth at the candy store?

A gummy bear.

Why did the blanket file a police report?

It got sheet-faced and couldn't remember what happened.

What do you call a donkey with a PhD?

A smart ass.

Why did the boat have such low self-esteem?

Everyone kept telling it to get a hull of itself.

What do you call a vegetable that's also a plumber?

A leek fixer.