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Why did the magnet refuse to share?

It was too attached to everything.

What do you call a spider who's a great typist?

A web developer.

Why did the shovel win the Nobel Prize?

It was a groundbreaking invention.

What do you call an alligator who works as a surveyor?

An investi-gator.

Why did the rope feel stressed?

It was at the end of its tether.

What do you call a cow that plays the violin?

A moo-sician.

Why did the painting go to prison?

It was framed.

What do you call a fish that does surgery?

A sturgeon.

Why did the math book go on a diet?

It had too many pi.