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What did the ocean say to the cruise ship?

What do you call Santa when he takes a break?

Why did the drywall installer win every argument?

What do you call a lazy crane operator?

Why did the electrician become a comedian?

Why are construction workers great musicians?

What did the nail say to the hammer?

Why did the construction worker break up with the calendar?

Why did the Viking fail his math test?

What do you call a Greek philosopher who won't stop complaining?