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Why was the fencing champion always calm?

Why did the mechanic break up with the car?

Why don't rugby players ever get cold?

What do you call a car that's been to the gym?

What did the bowling pins say when they saw the ball coming?

Why don't cars ever win at poker?

Why did the bicycle fall over at the finish line?

What kind of car does a Jedi drive?

Why are track athletes bad at keeping secrets?

Why did the traffic light turn red?