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What kind of car does a Jedi drive?

A Toy-Yoda!

Why are track athletes bad at keeping secrets?

They're always running their mouths.

Why did the traffic light turn red?

Because it had to change in front of everyone!

Why did the volleyball player join the Marines?

She heard they needed a good serve.

What's a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.

Why did the car apply for a job?

It wanted to quit being idle!

Why did the archer break up with her bow?

She felt like he was always stringing her along.

What do you call a referee who works at a bakery?

A roll model.

What do you call twin brothers who love building?

A construction pair-ent!

Why are swimmers such great party guests?

They always dive right in.