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Why do aunts make great bakers?

Because everything they make is ant-sized portions... of love!

Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.

What did the blanket say to the bed at the family sleepover?

I've got you covered!

What did the tennis ball say to the racket?

You really hit me hard — I'm still bouncing back.

Why did the kid bring a spoon to the family photo?

Because they heard everyone needs to say 'cheese' and they wanted to be ready to eat!

Why don't sprinters ever get locked out?

They always carry a running start.

What do you call a dad who's also a gardener?

A plant parent!

What position does a ghost play in hockey?

Ghoulie.

Why don't parents ever get lost in the woods?

Because they always take the family tree!

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

In case he got a hole in one.