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Why did the employee eat their lunch at their desk?

They were on a working lunch — but the food wasn't working for them.

What did the daddy tomato say to the baby tomato on a walk?

Ketchup!

What did the sticky note say to the monitor?

I'm really attached to you.

Why did the mother broom scold the baby broom?

Because it was sweeping past curfew!

Why did the marketing team go to the bakery?

They needed a better way to generate buzz rolls.

What's a new parent's favorite type of music?

Wrap music!

Why did the family's computer go to therapy?

It had too many parent-child conflicts!

Why did the freelancer bring a blanket to the coffee shop?

They wanted to cover all their bases while working remotely.

What do you call a sleeping dinosaur's parent?

A dino-snore!

What did the budget say to the department head?

I'm really stretched thin this quarter.