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What did the manager say about the team-building exercise?

It really brought everyone to the table — mostly because there was free pizza.

Why did the family go to the bank together?

They wanted to check their balance!

Why did the new hire sit on the clock?

They wanted to be on top of their time management.

What's a parent's favorite exercise?

Running out of patience!

What did the overworked laptop say to the charger?

You really keep me going — I'd be dead without you.

Why did the toddler bring toilet paper to the birthday party?

Because they were a party pooper!

Why did the office supply closet win employee of the month?

It was always well-stocked and never took a day off the shelf.

What do you call a dad who falls through the ice?

A pop-sicle!

What did the CEO tell the team about the company retreat?

Don't worry, it's not a retreat — we're advancing in a different direction.

Why are parents like clouds?

Once they disappear, the day gets brighter — just kidding, everything goes dark!