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Why do parents always carry a map?

Because their kids keep driving them up the wall!

Why was the office chair always promoted?

It had great support and knew how to roll with things.

What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?

Where's pop corn?

What did the Wi-Fi say to the new employee?

We should connect — I feel a strong signal between us.

Why did the dad bring a ladder to the family reunion?

Because he wanted to raise the bar!

Why did the HR manager bring a fishing rod to work?

They heard they needed to tackle some staffing issues.

What did the deadline say to the procrastinator?

We need to stop meeting like this — always at the last minute.

Why did the keynote speaker bring bread to the conference?

They wanted to raise a toast to the team.

What did the manager say about the new open floor plan?

There are no barriers to communication — or privacy.

Why did the printer go to the doctor?

It had a paper jam and couldn't stop feeding.