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What did the stapler say to the paper?

Let's stick together through this project.

Why did the intern bring a ladder to work?

They heard the job had a lot of upward mobility.

What did the email say to the spam folder?

I can't believe you filtered me out of your life.

Why do office workers make great comedians?

They always deliver on deadlines.

What did the boss say when the calendar app crashed?

Looks like we have an opening.

Why did the spreadsheet go to therapy?

It had too many unresolved cells.

Why did the lab coat go to the cleaners?

It had too many culture stains.

What did the scientist say when their hypothesis was wrong?

Well, that was an over-reaction.

Why did the paleontologist always get invited to dinner?

They had a real bone to pick — and great taste in old things.

What did the biologist say to their failing experiment?

I think we need a control group hug.