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What did the volcano say to its partner?

I lava you so much.

Why was the organic chemistry textbook so sad?

It had too many problems — and all of them involved chains.

What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

A one molar solution.

Why did the physicist break up with the biologist?

There was no chemistry between them.

What did the DNA say to the other DNA?

Do these genes make me look fat?

Why did the scientist install a knocker on their lab door?

They wanted to win the No-bell Prize.

What did the tectonic plate say when it bumped into another?

Sorry, my fault.

Why did the fungus get invited to every party?

Because it's a real fungi.

What did the entropy say to the scientist?

Things between us are getting disordered.

Why don't physicists trust stairs?

Because they're always up to something — and it takes work against gravity.