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What do you call a melon that's not allowed to get married?

A cantaloupe.

Why was the pancake always getting in trouble?

Because it kept flipping out.

What did the spaghetti say to the meatball on moving day?

Don't worry, I'll help you sauce things out.

Why couldn't the string bean sit still?

It had too much snap.

What did the peach say to the plum at the gym?

Looking pit, bro.

Why do bakers work so hard?

Because they knead the dough.

What do you call a frozen dad joke?

A pun-sicle.

Why didn't the corn chip want to argue?

It didn't want things to get too salty.

What did the oven say to the cake?

Don't worry, I've got you covered — you'll rise to the occasion.

Why did the cupcake go to school?

To get a little batter at math.