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What did the bread say after a long day?

I'm totally toast.

Why was the chef embarrassed?

He saw the kitchen strip and the salad dressing.

Why did the raisin go out with the prune?

Because it couldn't find a date.

What did the bbq say to the steak?

Nice to meat you.

Why did the restaurant hire a DJ?

They needed someone to turnip the beet.

What do you call a sad strawberry?

A blueberry.

Why did the pie go to the doctor?

It was feeling crummy.

What did the taco say to the guacamole?

You guac my world.

What did the lettuce say when it was being harvested?

Lettuce leave!

Why did the donut go to the dentist?

To get a filling.