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Why do chemists love nitrates?

What did the biologist say when he finally sequenced the genome?

Why did the noble gas break up with the metal?

What did the hungry clock do?

Why was the soup always the teacher's favorite?

What did the avocado say to the toast?

Why did the yogurt go to the art exhibit?

What do you call a melon that's not allowed to get married?

Why was the pancake always getting in trouble?

What did the spaghetti say to the meatball on moving day?