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Why do melons have weddings?

Because they cantaloupe.

What do you call a pony with a cough?

A little hoarse.

Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?

He couldn't see himself doing it.

What do you call a factory that makes okay products?

A satis-factory.

What kind of music do mummies listen to?

Wrap music.

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No idea.

Why don't oysters share?

Because they're shellfish.

What do dentists call their x-rays?

Tooth pics.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

Because the 'p' is silent.

What do you call a belt made of watches?

A waist of time.