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What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?

An abdominal snowman.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because it was feeling crummy.

What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator.

Why did the PowerPoint presentation cross the road?

To get to the other slide.

What do you call a line of people waiting to buy sausage?

A link queue.

How does Moses make his coffee?

Hebrews it.

What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?

Bison.

Why don't some couples go to the gym?

Because some relationships don't work out.

Why did the tomato turn red?

Because it saw the salad dressing.

What does a nosy pepper do?

Gets jalapeño business.