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What do you call a lazy kangaroo?

A pouch potato.

Why did the stadium get hot after the game?

All the fans left.

What do you call a fish without eyes?

A fsh.

What did the grape say when it was stepped on?

Nothing, it just let out a little wine.

Why did the math book look so sad?

Because it had so many problems.

How do trees access the internet?

They log in.

Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?

He just needed a little space.

Why do nurses like red crayons?

Sometimes they have to draw blood.

Why do chicken coops only have two doors?

Because if they had four, they'd be chicken sedans.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.