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Did you know the first French fries weren't actually cooked in France?

What is red and smells like blue paint?

Why is the new Kindle screen textured to look like paper?

Why are basketball players messy eaters?

What is a tornado's favorite game to play?

Why did the chicken get a penalty?

Why do we tell actors to “break a leg?

Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Why don’t seagulls fly over the bay?

A termite walks into a bar and asks...