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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

They wanted to hit the high Cs.

Why don’t seagulls fly over the bay?

Because then they’d be bay-gulls!

A termite walks into a bar and asks...

Is the bar tender here?

What do you call a crowd of chess players bragging about their wins in a hotel lobby?

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

Why is it always hot in the corner of a room?

Because a corner is 90 degrees.

How does Darth Vader like his toast?

On the dark side.

What did the Red light say to the Green light?

Don't look at me I'm changing!

What's blue and not very heavy?

Light blue.

What do you do when you see a space man?

Park your car, man.

Have you heard the story about the magic tractor?

It drove down the road and turned into a field.