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What do you call a crowd of chess players bragging about their wins in a hotel lobby?

Why is it always hot in the corner of a room?

How does Darth Vader like his toast?

What did the Red light say to the Green light?

What's blue and not very heavy?

What do you do when you see a space man?

Have you heard the story about the magic tractor?

You know that cemetery up the road?

Want to hear a joke about construction?

What's the best thing about elevator jokes?