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Want to hear my pizza joke?

Never mind, it's too cheesy.

What do you call a gorilla wearing headphones?

Anything you'd like, it can't hear you.

Did you hear about the campsite that got visited by Bigfoot?

It got in tents.

What did the late tomato say to the early tomato?

I’ll ketch up.

What has ears but cannot hear?

A field of corn.

“My Dog has no nose.” “How does he smell?

” “Awful”.

What did the left eye say to the right eye?

Between us, something smells!

Why did the m&m go to school?

Because it wanted to be a Smartie!

What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?

Sofishticated.

What did the 0 say to the 8?

Nice belt.