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Why did the belt go to prison?

He held up a pair of pants!

What's a ninja's favorite type of shoes?

Sneakers!

What was the pumpkin’s favorite sport?

Squash.

What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?

A tuba toothpaste.

What has three letters and starts with gas?

A Car.

What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep?

A stega-snore-us.

What do you call a guy lying on your doorstep?

Matt.

When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar.

Why are oranges the smartest fruit?

Because they are made to concentrate.

What is worse then finding a worm in your Apple?

Finding half a worm in your Apple.