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Why did the girl smear peanut butter on the road?

To go with the traffic jam.

Have you heard the rumor going around about butter?

Never mind, I shouldn't spread it.

Why can't eggs have love?

They will break up too soon.

What biscuit does a short person like?

Shortbread.

What is bread's favorite number?

Leaven.

What did the piece of bread say to the knife?

Butter me up.

What do vegetarian zombies eat?

Grrrrrainnnnnssss.

What do bees do after they are married?

They go on a honeymoon.

What do you call an old snowman?

Water.

How was the snow globe feeling after the storm?

A little shaken.