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Why did the banana go to the doctor?

He was not "peeling" well.

What does a pirate pay for his corn?

A buccaneer!

Why are skeletons so calm?

Because nothing gets under their skin.

What do computers and air conditioners have in common?

They both become useless when you open windows.

What kind of tree fits in your hand?

A palm tree!

What did the spaghetti say to the other spaghetti?

Pasta la vista, baby!

Which side of the chicken has more feathers?

The outside.

What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock?

Look, no hands!

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

Supplies!

What did the fish say when it hit the wall?

Dam.