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Why did the barber win the race?

He took a short cut.

What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time.

What do you call a computer mouse that swears a lot?

A cursor!

What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta.

What do you call a group of killer whales playing instruments?

An Orca-stra.

What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile!

Do you know what the word 'was' was initially?

Before was was was was was is.

A DHCP packet walks into a bar and asks for a beer.

Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"

Why are “Dad Jokes” so good?

Because the punchline is apparent.

How do you make a tissue dance?

You put a little boogie on it.