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How do you comfort a designer?

You give them some space... between the elements.

Did you hear the story about the cheese that saved the world?

It was legend dairy.

Why did the programmer bring a broom to work?

To clean up all the bugs.

Why did the programmer quit their job?

They didn't get arrays.

Why does Superman get invited to dinners?

Because he is a Supperhero.

How come a man driving a train got struck by lightning?

He was a good conductor.

What do you call a pile of cats?

A Meowtain.

What did one ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing, they just waved.

Is the pool safe for diving?

It deep ends.

Finally realized why my plant sits around doing nothing all day...

He loves his pot.