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Why do trees seem suspicious on sunny days?

Dunno, they're just a bit shady.

What do you call a laughing motorcycle?

A Yamahahahaha.

What's black and white and read all over?

The newspaper.

What did the duck say when he bought lipstick?

Put it on my bill.

Why do choirs keep buckets handy?

So they can carry their tune.

What did the hat say to the scarf?

You can hang around. I'll just go on ahead.

Dad, can you put my shoes on?

I don't think they'll fit me.

Why do bears have hairy coats?

Fur protection.

What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo jeans.

What do you call a beehive without the b's?

An eehive.