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Do you want a brief explanation of what an acorn is?

What do you call a boy who stopped digging holes?

What do you call a pig that knows karate?

Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

What did the sea say to the sand?

Did you hear about the scientist who was lab partners with a pot of boiling water?

What did the scarf say to the hat?

Did you hear that the police have a warrant out on a midget psychic ripping people off?

Scientists finally did a study on forks.

I gave my friend 10 puns hoping that one of them would make him laugh.