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What did the scarf say to the hat?

You go on ahead, I am going to hang around a bit longer.

Did you hear that the police have a warrant out on a midget psychic ripping people off?

It reads “Small medium at large.”.

Scientists finally did a study on forks.

It's about tine!

I gave my friend 10 puns hoping that one of them would make him laugh.

Sadly, no pun in ten did.

Did you hear the one about the giant pickle?

He was kind of a big dill.

What did the mountain climber name his son?

Cliff.

What did the dog say to the two trees?

Bark bark.

What did the drummer name her twin daughters?

Anna One, Anna Two...

Two fish are in a tank. One turns to the other and says...

"How do you drive this thing?"

Why don't sharks eat clowns?

Because they taste funny.