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Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?

The p is silent.

Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon?

The food is great, but there’s just no atmosphere.

Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up?

Because DEC 25 = OCT 31.

What goes after USA?

USB.

What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.

What did the Dorito farmer say to the other Dorito farmer?

Cool Ranch!

What does C.S. Lewis keep at the back of his wardrobe?

Narnia business!

I was gonna tell you a joke about UDP...

...but you might not get it.

Why are fish so smart?

Because they live in schools!

What does the mermaid wear to math class?

Algae-bra.