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Why are graveyards so noisy?

Because of all the coffin.

What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday...the rest are weekdays.

Why did the mushroom get invited to the party?

Because he was a fungi.

The Sergeant-Major growled at the young soldier: I didn’t see you at camouflage training this morning.

Thank you very much, sir.

What’s 50 Cent’s name in Zimbabwe?

200 Dollars.

If you boil a clown...

Do you get a laughing stock?

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a skunk?

A fowl smell!

What's the best thing about a Boolean?

Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.

What do you call a girl between two posts?

Annette.

How does a train eat?

It goes chew, chew.