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Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane?

They mostly wrap.

Why did the melons plan a big wedding?

Because they cantaloupe!

What animal is always at a game of cricket?

A bat.

I had a dream that I was a muffler last night.

I woke up exhausted!

Why did the programmer go to art school?

He wanted to learn how to code outside the box.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot?

A Carrot.

The punchline often arrives before the set-up.

Do you know the problem with UDP jokes?

Why did the half blind man fall in the well?

Because he couldn't see that well!

Why did the developer go to therapy?

They had too many unresolved issues.

Hey, wanna hear a joke?

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