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Knock knock. Who's there? Cows go. Cows go who?

No, cows go moo.

Well...

That’s a deep subject.

Why did the burglar hang his mugshot on the wall?

To prove that he was framed!

Did you hear the one about the guy with the broken hearing aid?

Neither did he.

What’s brown and sounds like a bell?

Dung!

What do you call sad coffee?

Despresso.

How many optometrists does it take to change a light bulb?

1 or 2? 1... or 2?

Knock knock. Who's there? A broken pencil. A broken pencil who?

Never mind. It's pointless.

What kind of music do planets listen to?

Nep-tunes.

What kind of music do welders like?

Heavy metal.