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A ham sandwhich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says...

I'm sorry, we don't serve food here.

What do you call an eagle who can play the piano?

Talonted!

Have you heard of the band 1023MB?

They haven't got a gig yet.

I dropped a pear in my car this morning.

You should drop another one, then you would have a pair.

Did you hear that David lost his ID in prague?

Now we just have to call him Dav.

What did the shy pebble wish for?

That she was a little boulder.

Why did the programmer's wife leave him?

He didn't know how to commit.

Why did the developer quit his job?

Because he didn't get arrays.

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef!

A user interface is like a joke.

If you have to explain it then it is not that good.