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Why did the programmer always carry a pencil?

What was a more important invention than the first telephone?

How do you make the number one disappear?

What do you give a sick lemon?

What did the Zen Buddist say to the hotdog vendor?

How do you check if a webpage is HTML5?

What do you call someone with no nose?

Did you hear about the bread factory burning down?

Why does Waldo only wear stripes?

What do you call a fashionable lawn statue with an excellent sense of rhythmn?