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How do you check if a webpage is HTML5?

Try it out on Internet Explorer.

What do you call someone with no nose?

Nobody knows.

Did you hear about the bread factory burning down?

They say the business is toast.

Why does Waldo only wear stripes?

Because he doesn't want to be spotted.

What do you call a fashionable lawn statue with an excellent sense of rhythmn?

A metro-gnome.

What type of music do balloons hate?

Pop music!

How does a scientist freshen their breath?

With experi-mints!

Did you hear the news?

FedEx and UPS are merging. They’re going to go by the name Fed-Up from now on.

Did you hear about the hungry clock?

It went back four seconds.

Why did the developer go broke buying Bitcoin?

He kept calling it bytecoin and didn't get any.