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Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees?

Because they're so good at it.

Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards?

Because they use a strongly typed language.

Where do programmers like to hangout?

The Foo Bar.

Why does a chicken coop only have two doors?

Because if it had four doors it would be a chicken sedan.

Why was the JavaScript developer sad?

He didn't know how to null his feelings.

Where do owls go to buy their baby clothes?

The owlet malls.

Where do bees go to the bathroom?

The BP station.

Where do you learn to make banana splits?

At sundae school.

Where do rabbits go after they get married?

On a bunny-moon.

Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

At the bottom!