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You can't run through a camp site.

You can only ran, because it's past tents.

How do you get a baby alien to sleep?

You rocket.

Hostess: Do you have a preference of where you sit?

Dad: Down.

Why do nurses carry around red crayons?

Sometimes they need to draw blood.

How do you make holy water?

You boil the hell out of it.

How do you organize a space party?

You planet.

Why do mathematicians hate the U.S.?

Because it's indivisible.

Why do pumpkins sit on people’s porches?

They have no hands to knock on the door.

Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk?

The stock market.

Where do hamburgers go to dance?

The meat-ball.