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Where do young cows eat lunch?

In the calf-ateria.

Why do wizards clean their teeth three times a day?

To prevent bat breath!

Did you hear about the cheese who saved the world?

It was Legend-dairy!

Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France?

There was nothing left but de Brie.

Did you hear about the cow who jumped over the barbed wire fence?

It was udder destruction.

What time did the man go to the dentist?

Tooth hurt-y.

What did one wall say to the other wall?

I'll meet you at the corner!

What did the traffic light say to the car as it passed?

Don't look I'm changing!

Did you know you should always take an extra pair of pants golfing?

Just in case you get a hole in one.

Who did the wizard marry?

His ghoul-friend.