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What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school?

Bison.

Did you hear about the Mexican train killer?

He had loco motives.

Did you hear about the runner who was criticized?

He just took it in stride.

Did you hear about the submarine industry?

It really took a dive...

Did you know crocodiles could grow up to 15 feet?

But most just have 4.

Q: What did the spaghetti say to the other spaghetti?

A: Pasta la vista, baby!

What did Yoda say when he saw himself in 4K?

HDMI.

Did you know that protons have mass?

I didn't even know they were catholic.

How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them!

How do you make a 'one' disappear?

You add a 'g' and it's 'gone'