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How do you make a hankie dance?

Put a little boogie in it.

Sometimes I tuck my knees into my chest and lean forward.

That’s just how I roll.

How do hens stay fit?

They always egg-cercise!

How do you make Lady Gaga cry?

Poker face.

How are false teeth like stars?

They come out at night!

How many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Oh, it's a really obscure number. You've probably never heard of it.

How does the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.

How many optometrists does it take to change a light bulb? 1 or 2? 1...

Or 2?

How do you find Will Smith in the snow?

Look for fresh prints.

How do the trees get on the internet?

They log on.