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What is a witch's favorite subject in school?

Spelling!

Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?

There’s no menu: You get what you deserve.

What time is it?

I don't know... it keeps changing.

What did the doctor say to the gingerbread man who broke his leg?

Try icing it.

Wife: Honey I’m pregnant. Me: Well…. what do we do now?

Wife: Well, I guess we should go to a baby doctor. Me: Hm.. I think I’d be a lot more comfortable going to an adult doctor.

What do you do on a remote island?

Try and find the TV island it belongs to.

What does an angry pepper do?

It gets jalapeño face.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a water hose?

Hare spray.

What do you get hanging from Apple trees?

Sore arms.

What did the big flower say to the littler flower?

Hi, bud!