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What do you call a sheep with no legs?

A cloud.

What do you call a cow with two legs?

Lean beef.

What kind of award did the dentist receive?

A little plaque.

What did the ocean say to the shore?

Nothing, it just waved.

What do prisoners use to call each other?

Cell phones.

What do you call an Argentinian with a rubber toe?

Roberto.

What kind of magic do cows believe in?

MOODOO.

What is the tallest building in the world?

The library – it’s got the most stories!

What do you get if you cross a turkey with a ghost?

A poultry-geist!

What is the leading cause of dry skin?

Towels.