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What do you call a fish that does surgery?

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A sturgeon.

Why did the math book go on a diet?

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It had too many pi.

What do you call a pig that paints?

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Pig-asso.

Why did the belt apply for college?

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It wanted to buckle down.

What do you call a duck that loves fireworks?

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A fire-quacker.

Why did the volcano break up with the earthquake?

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The relationship was too rocky and things kept erupting.

What do you call a moose that makes pottery?

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Harry Potter — just kidding, a kiln-deer.

Why did the elevator write its memoirs?

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Its life had so many ups and downs.

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What do you call a door that plays the drums?

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A knock-knock musician.

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Why did the calendar always win arguments?

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It had the most dates.