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What do you call a hat that graduated top of its class?

Why did the thimble get promoted?

What did the iron say to the wrinkled shirt?

Why was the laundry always so dramatic?

What do you call a sweater that tells the future?

Why did the vest go to the guidance counselor?

What did the needle say to the thread during the argument?

Why did the pair of jeans break up with the skirt?

Why did the ATM go on a diet?

What do you call a debt that's always cracking jokes?