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What did the travel agent say to the volcano?

I lava good destination.

Why did the tourist sit on the clock tower in London?

He wanted to be on Big Time.

What do you call a pilot who bakes on the side?

Someone who's great at making turnovers at high altitude.

Why was the luggage always exhausted after a flight?

It was really carried away.

What did the tourist say when they saw the Grand Canyon?

Well, that's gorge-ous.

Why did the road trip playlist get so emotional?

It kept hitting all the right exits.

What do you call a vacation to a haunted castle?

A trip you'll never forget — it's truly en-ghosting.

Why did the atlas break up with the globe?

He felt like she was always spinning things.