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Why was the asteroid so good at baseball?

It always made an impact!

What did Saturn say when asked about its jewelry?

I've got a few rings to show off!

Why are astronauts always so clean?

They take meteor showers!

What did the comet say at the end of the show?

Gotta bounce — I'm on a tight orbit!

Why couldn't the astronaut book a room on the moon?

It was full!

What do you call a crazy space traveler?

An astro-nut!

Why did the astronaut break up with the moon?

It was just going through a phase!

What do you call a spaceship that sings?

Apollo-gy accepted — it was a-cappella!

Why did the sun skip college?

It already had a million degrees!

What did Earth say to the other planets at the comedy show?

You guys have no atmosphere!