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Why did the star enroll in school?

To get a little brighter!

What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!

Why did the astronaut dump his girlfriend?

He needed more space!

What do you call a slow skier at Christmas?

A slope-poke!

Why did the Advent calendar feel nervous?

Its days were numbered!

What did Mrs. Claus say during the thunderstorm?

Come look at the rain, dear!

Why couldn't the Christmas tree stand up?

It didn't have a leg to stand on!

What do you sing at a snowman's birthday party?

Freeze a jolly good fellow!

Why is Santa so good at karate?

Because he has a black belt!

What do snowmen call their offspring?

Chill-dren!