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Why did the gingerbread man put on a coat?

He was feeling a little cookie!

What do you call Santa when he's broke and walking backward?

Strapped for Claus!

Why does Santa always enter through the chimney?

Because it soots him!

What do you call a penguin in the Arctic at Christmas?

Lost!

Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?

Because he wanted to sleep like a log!

What do you call a reindeer with bad manners?

Rude-olph!

Why was the snowman rummaging through the bag of carrots?

He was picking his nose!

What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa?

A rebel without a Claus!

Why did the Christmas cookie go to the hospital?

Because it was feeling crummy!

What kind of photos do elves take?

Elfies!