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Why did Rudolph get a bad report card?

What do elves do after school?

What position does a mummy play in football?

Why do witches fly on broomsticks?

What do you call a skeleton who won the lottery?

Why did the zombie go to the counselor?

What do you call a ghost comedian?

Why did the ghost join the cheerleading squad?

What do you call a monster who poisons your cereal?

Why did the vampire go to the orthodontist?