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Why did the computer need a blanket?

It kept freezing.

What did the router say to the doctor?

It hurts when IP.

Why don't programmers like to go outside?

The sun causes too many screen glares.

What do you call a computer that can sing opera?

A Dell.

Why did the developer bring a net to work?

To catch all the bugs.

What did the old hard drive say at its retirement party?

It's been a good run — I'm just not as driven anymore.

Why did the smartphone go to school?

To improve its reception.

What did the desk lamp say when it got a raise?

I'm absolutely glowing!

Why did the office fridge write a memoir?

It had seen things expire that no one should have to witness.

What do you call a motivational speaker at a battery factory?

Someone who really knows how to recharge a crowd.