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Why did the receptionist break up with the delivery driver?

They kept sending mixed packages.

What did the file folder say during its exit interview?

I'm just ready to close this chapter.

Why did the paycheck go to therapy?

It had too many deductions about its self-worth.

What do you call an office with no windows?

A Mac environment.

Why did the annual review bring tissues?

It knew there would be some performance issues.

What did the whiteboard marker say when it retired?

I've made my mark on this company.

Why did the temp worker bring a calendar to every meeting?

Their days were numbered.

What did the conference table say to the chairs?

I've got you all covered.

Why did the shredder quit its job?

It was tired of everyone feeding it garbage.

What do you call an employee who works in a mirror store?

Someone who can really see themselves in the job.